Everything in the 99 Yen store costs 104 Yen

by dan on April 30, 2004

Did I ever tell you the story of my first attempt at using a Japanese toilet?

The first time I came to Japan I stayed with Kanae’s family outside Tokyo for two weeks. My first evening there I was appropriately…

Again

by dan on April 28, 2004

I am in Japan. Safe and sound.

Due to time differences, and me forgetting that I skip forward a day once the plane lands, I missed the Best Defense show. At first, I thought everyone was way pissed at me,…

Secret Lives of Dentists

by dan on April 25, 2004

Check out the hype for the last Best Defense show. In case you were wondering, I’m “Special Guest ; Original ðVocalist. xDANx/INðPIECESð from ðBOSTON,USA”.

This one is by far the most bizarre. A quick, out of my ass…

Hell

by dan on April 23, 2004

Here’s an interesting, and by interesting I mean ridiculous, series of dioramas about Buddhist Hell. You had better hope you go to the Pure land instead, where “the temperature is the same as Hawaii, you don’t have to…

Calling Dr. Drano

by dan on April 21, 2004

I figure there are two kinds of pleasure in everyday life: easy and dangerous. Easy pleasures are simple relaxation, the quiet side of enjoyment. Dangerous pleasures create knots in your stomach, make you unsure, but provide a more intense level…

WARNING

by dan on April 19, 2004

via cody:

THE SCENE IS OFFICIALLY FUCKING DEAD. STOP GOING TO SHOWS.